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Hideous, hideous, hideous

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The Southland Times

OPINION: I went to the dentist last week and had a bit of a drillin', walked out the door with my cellphone ringing, writes Sarah McCarthy in this week's Uptown Girl.

Maroon and bile

The Southland Times

OPINION: hings have been altogether too nice around here for my liking, so lucky for me I woke up this morning with the song Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me running through my head, writes Sarah McCarthy in this week's Uptown Girl.

Doing stuff and stuff

The Southland Times

OPINION: I'm actually really busy, for once instead of saying I'm really busy, and then just hiding at home watching Outrageous Fortune and making and then absorbing bowl after bowl of guacamole, writes Sarah McCarthy in this week's Uptown Girl.

Stinky pinky

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The Southland Times

OPINION: Uptown Girl Sarah McCarthy is a sucker for pink, scented nail polish.

Bank telling

The Southland Times

OPINION: I was in the bank this week. I can't remember the last time was in the bank, writes Sarah McCarthy in this week's Uptown Girl.

Teeny weeny itty bitty

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The Southland Times

OPINION: Uptown Girl Sarah McCarthy finds that sometimes the little things really are important.

Angel is an engineer

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The Southland Times

Uptown Girl SARAH McCARTHY finds that sometimes angels drive trucks.

I'll have what she's having

The Southland Times

OPINION: So I spend a whopping $43 a week on coffee and scones for breakfast, writes Sarah McCarthy in this week's Uptown Girl.

My future in politics

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The Southland Times

OPINION: Uptown Girl Sarah McCarthy is ready for a perkalicious life.

Magna moments

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The Southland Times

OPINION: Oh Magnamail. I will sing your praises fooooreeeeveeeerrrr, writes Sarah McCarthy in this week's Uptown Girl.

That damned Indian's back

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The Southland Times

OPINION: Sarah McCarthy isn't a fan of the new sign for the Cambridge Place Arcade.

Shaking with The Fear

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The Southland Times

OPINION: Holy hammer pants that was a big one. The big one, asks Sarah McCarthy in this week's Uptown Girl.

Itching for summer

The Southland Times

OPINION: Bleurgh, I'm so tired. I've got that scratchy eyeball, slightly disconnected feeling you get when sleep seems like the only sane option, writes Sarah McCarthy in this week's Uptown Girl.

Blame it on the veges

The Southland Times

OPINION: I can't help but be sad about Michael Jackson being dead, writes Sarah McCarthy in this week's Uptown Girl.

Big dreams ... wait, no

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The Southland Times

OPINION: So I've missed the lottery again. Not only do I not have suspected swine flu and have missed out on that fabulousness, I also missed out on Big Wednesday, writes Sarah McCarthy in this week's Uptown Girl.

Good morning Starshine IV

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The Southland Times

OPINION: I've started waking up early in the mornings again. But I mean really early, writes Sarah McCarthy in this week's Uptown Girl.

Green-eyed monster

The Southland Times

OPINION: Jealousy is an ugly emotion often literally as it's usually ugly people who are jealous of pretty people, writes Sarah McCarthy in this week's Uptown Girl.

Macattack

The Southland Times

OPINION: So I was gobsmacked out of my pants on Tuesday night when I was forced to watch the sports news, writes Sarah McCarthy in this week's Uptown Girl.

Happy Birthday

The Southland Times

OPINION: Uptown Girl Sarah McCarthy loves public holidays.

Oink-achoo

The Southland Times

OPINION: Ugh , another week over and deeper in debt, writes Sarah McCarthy.

Notional national

The Southland Times

OPINION: I pride myself on being up with the news mainly because the radio in the car only picks up National and Mr mr has it playing in the house because he is a Super Nerd, writes Sarah McCarthy in this week's Uptown Girl.

Bleah bleah bleah

The Southland Times

OPINION: Here's a cautionary tale for all you lovers out there, writes Sarah McCarthy in this week's Uptown Girl.

One flu over my piggies

The Southland Times

What's the beef with pig flu? Uptown Girl Sarah McCarthy has her say.

Step one two

The Southland Times

OPINION: Dancing with the Stars is over and there's nothing to watch on TV on Tuesday nights. Nothing. Nothing at all, writes Sarah McCarthy in this week's Uptown Girl.

Nana says NO

The Southland Times

OPINION: Look out skateboarders, Nana Sarah is ready to fight back.

Kindy country

The Southland Times

Look. Everyone needs to stop this silliness. Every time I switch on the telly and catch the news I see some reporter ear-bashing a visitor to The Land Of The Long White Cloud with tres embarrassing questions about New Zild, writes Sarah McCarthy in this week's Uptown Girl.